Let's Talk. No Sales Pitch.
Pick up the phone or drop a quick note below. Jake or Lucas picks up personally — every time. We'll spend 30 minutes looking at your business, your competitors, and what's actually possible. If we're a fit, we'll tell you. If not, we'll point you somewhere better. Either way, you'll walk away knowing more than you came in with.
No Mystery. Here's Exactly How It Goes.
Three steps from "I sent the form" to "I know what I'm doing next." No salesy email sequences. No follow-up calls every 3 days. Just real information from the people who'll actually build your site.
You hit Send
Form lands in Jake and Lucas's inbox in real time. No autoresponder asking for more info. No 'we got your message' filler — just us picking it up.
We respond personally within 24 hours
Usually within 2 hours during business days. We answer your specific question or propose 2–3 times for a 30-minute call. No 17-step intake form.
Free 30-min strategy session
We look at your business, scan your competitors, and tell you what's actually possible. If we're a fit — great, we'll propose. If not — we'll tell you and point you to who is.
Don't want to wait? Call Lucas directly at (551) 500-1841 — that's the number that answers most days.
The Two People Who Pick Up
No gatekeepers, no account managers. When you call, you reach Jake or Lucas personally.
Lucas Hofmeister
Co-Founder & Lead Developer · Primary Contact
Lucas answers most calls and handles the day-to-day build work. Best for technical questions, site builds, ongoing project communication.
Jake Borenius
Co-Founder & Marketing Strategist
Jake handles marketing strategy, SEO, and paid ads. Best for "what should my marketing actually look like" conversations and ROI questions.
Why Reaching Out to Jake & Lucas Doesn't Feel Like Other Agencies
You've probably filled out an agency contact form before and immediately gotten ten salesy emails. We don't do that. Here's what we do instead.
Founders pick up
Jake or Lucas personally responds. No account managers. No SDRs. No call centers.
24-hour response
Usually within 2 hours during business days. We treat your time like our own.
No sales pressure
About a third of the people we talk to don't end up hiring us — and that's fine. We're not pushing.
Real strategy, free
A 30-minute session where we actually look at your business and tell you what we see. No card required.
90-day money-back guarantee
If you do hire us, the guarantee is in writing on every contract. If your new website doesn't pay for itself in 90 days, you get every dollar back — and you keep the website.
Based in Emerson, NJ
Bergen County local. We can meet at our office on Kinderkamack, at your shop, or at the diner. Or just Zoom.
Straight from Lucas
Why we can put money behind this
If your new website doesn't pay for itself in 90 days, you get every dollar back — and you keep the website. Lucas explains why we can offer it, and why we turn down the businesses we don't think we can make money for.
Last-Second Questions
The four things people ask right before they hit Send. Quick answers.
How fast will you respond?
Is the strategy session really free?
Do I have to commit to anything?
What if I just want to ask a quick question?
Based In
Emerson, NJ 07630
Serving Bergen County + nationwide
Hours
Monday–Friday 8 AM–6 PM ET
After-hours messages answered next morning
Response Time
Within 24 hours
Usually within 2 hours during business days
Try it, free
More calls. More jobs. More money. That’s the whole job.
And it’s in writing: If your new website doesn't pay for itself in 90 days, you get every dollar back — and you keep the website. Play with one of these first.
1. What does your business make a year?
2. How many customers find you online?
Moving to AI answers
$125,000
a year of your business comes through searches that are moving to AI.
If AI doesn’t name you, that goes to whoever it does name.
Make sure AI names you. Free demoRough math: your revenue × the share found online × 25%. The 25% is Gartner, February 2024: search engine volume predicted to drop 25% by 2026 as people switch to AI chatbots. A forecast, not a promise.
Then: Google showed 10 links
Be anywhere on page one and you still got calls.
Now: AI gives one answer
A few names. If yours isn’t one, the call goes to them. We make sure it is.